berubescu:

i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration

(via englandsdick)

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

(via englandsdick)

jpgay:

if ur reading this ur a hot hot tator tot

(via englandsdick)

snazziest:

Fight for me like I’m the last piece of pizza

(via englandsdick)

New age trust test

casethegod:

Leave your facebook open at or around a friend who you wanna test the trust.

If they log you out then you can trust them.

If not, burn them. They now have your facebook.

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(via strawberrylugia)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via brostridersleftball)

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

image

yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

(via brostridersleftball)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(via reluctantsoldier)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

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Emma
{U.S., MN}
Coffee/Tea, Hetalia, Supernatural, Hannibal, Doctor Who, YouTube

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